is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Randomize
