Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
We are all done wearing pants today
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