did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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