idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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