Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
nutella sex= disaster
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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