Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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