Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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