I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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