I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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