Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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