I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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