Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
Text me some of your sweat
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