I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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