Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Boobs are out for the taking
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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