I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
I wish I could teleport
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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