At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
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