hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Randomize
