there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
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