I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
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