ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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