What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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