good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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