How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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