I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
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