It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
she pinky promised me she was 18
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I came so hard my ears popped.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
Randomize
