This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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