that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
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