Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Randomize
