No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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