Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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