id be glad to
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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