i would punch a child for taco bell
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize