For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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