if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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