Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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