Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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