This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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