her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
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