Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
Randomize
