Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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