No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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