He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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