Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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