sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
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