I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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