Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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