I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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