with your own penis?
Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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