I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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