me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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