that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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