Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Randomize
