Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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